Stewart Lee. Really, you’re not doing anything that important. Who is this cunt? He's like Ian Huntley to me. Arse doesn't cover it.

Boring as hell and unfunny. Completely unfunny, dated, painful SHIT. If he was burned alive it could raise serious cash.? Because he's really not.

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Unfortunately now he comes across as a chaotic drunk. He's a total dick cheesecake. Or push it down hill. Stewart Lee should have 'cunt' stamped onto his forehead with a branding iron.

Probably laughs at farting noises too. Here's to hoping this particular vehicle runs off the road. Under a train.? It wasn't performance art, stand up comedy or satire. It was a fucking train- wreck.

That man could not read an audience 3 feet away. I also got to know the fact that the man is a functioning alcoholic, finishing nearly 1. I used to work at for being rude, dismissive of staff and responding terribly to bad audience feedback. Where he tries to wear the .

He is angry, and I don't think he know who he's angry at. He addressed an insular cadre of socially challenged, prematurely middle- aged, pseudo- intellectual men, I thought. Watch New The Work (2017) Online. They are childish hypocrites. They should stop reading the guardian and get in the real world. Sod off, you don't know what offends me, so you can't protect me from it.

But most of the things you think offend me don't. I just don't find him funny anymore. He hasn't made me laugh since 1. I always preferred Richard Herring anyway. Just because your TV show is terrible doesn't mean you have to rip into Russell Howard and 'that Roadshow''. I've never seen a moronic idiot trying to tell jokes in my life. What a fuck. The man could barely stand up never mind tell a decent story.

Everyone was laughing at him, and I hated his guts. Have you seen them? Please Re. Tweet. His material is delivered in a . I fail to see what on earth is funny about him rambling on..

Give it two years and so will you. Don't bother telling me that I don't get it; I don't want it.

It's only possible to like right- on, lefty comedians like Stuart Lee if you're a right- on lefty yourself. Like all right- on lefties he feigns contempt of intolerance and ridicules people for the predictably, allegedly right wing intolerances ascribed to stereotypically right wing people. To me, morally or comedically this is no better than Bernard Manning or Jim Davidson both of whom were genuinely funny even if you now think their jokes were racist but neither of them were genuinely bigoted, IMHO of course, like Stewart Lee and his fans. In attempting to send up intolerance by being blatantly intolerant and bigoted, Lee falls flat on his face making any genuinely tolerant, left- of- centre, liberals so horrified that they simply could not laugh. In short, if you're a bigoted, socialist worker, civil servant, teacher, social worker or NHS employee then Stuart Lee is the comedian for you. If you actually care about tolerance for all, even those who have different political opinons from you, he's about as funny as the credit crunch.

Unfortunately this part of i. Player has temporarily stopped working. This will be because there has been an unforeseen technical error. I've not laughed, smirked or grinned once at Lee's quips. What an absolute waste of time.

It's like watching 2 heavily drunk people having a conversation at a bus stop. It makes it much worse. Give me Michael Mc. Intyre any day. And yes, I do 'get' him, it's just .. Eat my penis. He was carrying laundry. So unfunny it's laughable. That is all.! If i ever find you, lee, i promise i will, I WILL, kick the crap out of you.

I hope the fucking chrones disease kills him. He claims to have read the entire works of William Blake - he obviously completely missed one of the great themes of Blake: a love and respect for all humanity.

If smugness could be harnessed as a form of energy this man could help reduce our reliance on fossil fuels. Verbal diahorria for stuffed shirts without a sense of humour. Surprisingly for the Guardian, they are recommending a man who hates the Top Gear presenters and co wrote a hit show that offended Christians. This is like being 1. NME. He does have an incredibly punchable face, doesn't he? His smugness would wrap itself round my fist and slowly consume it, infecting me in the process.

Stewart Lee once told a joke that I found desperately unfunny. Then he done a poo on stage. Stewart Lee once used my cheesegrater to remove smegma from his Willy. Then he made me cheese- on- toast without cleaning it. Absolutely the worst comedian I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. Don't waste your money or time. Only comedian that I have ever thought of walking out on.

Here's a fun game you can play while watching Stewart Lee: With a pen and paper, jot down how often you actually laugh. You may be surpsied! I forgot how funny & clever he thinks he is & how stupid everyone else is in his eyes. He just rips off Ted Chippington. Ooooh look at me! Buy Dunkirk (2017) Movie. I'm Stewart Lee! I'm deconstructing the form!!

Come back Richard Herring!! Why does any fan of this guy think they are also smart, high brow, cool non- conformists with sophisticated tastes that are above unprententious people like Macintyre? I couldn't stand the guy for years just from the sound of his voice that I'd never even bothered to hear one routine from him. I thought him some soft, middle class idiot. But for me any one who can parody real life events has a better gift for comedy than when it seems contrived, as does Lee's a lot of the time. To get Lee, you have to share that same conceited, immature arrogance common to all lefties. Really, anyone talking like they are somehow smart for getting Lee and you need a higher intellect to grasp him, whereas you have to be a moron to appreciate the likes of Macintyre is just a gullible idiot who has fallen for a deliberately crafted and honed comedy act.

When someone can make humour of of real life we can all relate to, it's not an act, like Lee's is, but they're just genuinely funny. Anyone could get a laugh with that! It amazes me how he likes to repeat the same thing several times, likes to repeat things several times, repeat things several times, several times, times. Loads of brilliant comedians in audience.

Only 2 on stage in nearly 4 hours. Good start to the day. At least I'm wearing my rubber Viv Westwood shoes.

Successful day all round methinks. She loves it. And anyone who sees Stewart Lee for the pompous self important tit that he is, is a friend of mine.

The greatest trick Stewart Lee ever pulled was convincing the world he's funny and not just a ridiculously supercilious prat who just repeats himself. Stewart Lee you are a prize cock. At least get your facts straight before you launch into your pious Guardian wank fodder.

I don't get him really. Look out, look out, gammon- headed bastard about. Pathetic and childish.

This cunt can't even rally a paying audience. Ham- headed, ham- fisted spastic. I found this extremely unacceptable, as did my recently widowed mother. In fact he's the opposite. And totally unfunny.

He's unable to pick up Brownie points for being funny and so instead flaunts his politically correct views to try to get audiences' and critics' sympathy. While this works to keep him a cult following of der brains who enjoy playing the game of 'I'm holier than thou', it's the reason while he'll never be mainstream (you have to be funny to do that) and why critics who like him always have to apologise for his contributions to high profile charity gigs in venues when the punters don't laugh. He seems to spend hours on stage pretending that he 'gets something' nobody else has. I just wish he'd get a sense of humour. Hypocritical. Nonsensical.

Fits in with his fanboys' worldview, basically.? It was not funny. It was a sad and deliberate attempt to see how far he could go.

This was ultimate sick humour, and if anyone thought it funny, they must be sick as well. I'm not offended, more bemused by his total lack of talent and why the audience are laughing at his dull and obvious . You throw him a rope - but he hurls it back.