Kevin Smith, Producer: Comic Book Men. Kevin Patrick Smith was born in Red Bank, New Jersey, to Grace (Schultz) and Donald E. Smith, a postal worker. He is very proud.

If you don't think so, you're a retard, a rapist, or Martha Kent. Or all three. The following is an evaluative comparison of the reasons why. Just The Facts. Batman is a skilled practitioner of jujutsu and a seasoned veteran of ninjutsu.

Superman knows how to punch. The Dark Knight's secondary export is fear. His primary? Batballs. The Man of Steel once sexed the Green Lantern. With his penis. Of steel. The Caped Crusader's alter ego is worth multi- billions of dollars. The Last Son of Krpyton's alter ego is worth $3.

News ReporterThis is a simple matter of professional success. Being a superhero is absolutely no excuse for failing at the more unsuper aspects of life. 2010 Blockbuster Movies Detroit (2017).

Certainly the dual life of a professional crime fighter is huge amounts of difficult; no one is contesting that fact. It demands quite a lot from the not so super identity of the hero. How do you go about balancing your super life with your mundane one?

You've got to thaw out most of West 3. Street because of the menstrul Mr. Freeze, and maybe carve out some time to attend the Wayne Enterprises Board of Directors meeting where they'll be deciding which Japanese computing firm to partner with, but hasn't the Batmobile been making an awful rattling sound when you hit the jet booster, and isn't it Alfred's birthday, and my God, you've forgotten to pick up another batch of Depends since God knows Alfred can't drive himself anymore and he's probably deuced himself all over the manor by now. Look at him. He knows what he did. There's a lot on the proverbial plate. We know. We're not saying Clark Kent doesn't have just as much super responsibility to juggle. We're saying that, while we understand that it's hard to be a hero and still find time to put in 4.

Bruce Wayne can do it. Even Peter freaking Parker, a twenty- something, by and large a genetically predisposed irresponsible creature, finds time to attend college, be a photographer, and sling webs of saving grace. So this should be no problem for Clark Kent, right? At least he's pulling down a six figure annual . For your comparison pleasures, here's a real- life stack up if that pesky .

• The Batman image up top, and the bigger versions below, are from a personal shot at redesigning Gotham’s universe to give it a slightly more modern look.
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Wayne's way: Steve Jobs, the Apple technology tycoon and anti- Christ candidate, is worth about $5. George Lucas, the only man to ever create something as beloved as Star Wars only to hump the franchise to death a few decades later, is worth $3. Even Oprah couldn't amount to Wayne's fiscal success with her silly little net worth of $2. How about Donald Trump? He sure acts like he has a frickton of money. And you just can't sport . Winfrey, the profiteering reincarnation of Mother Teresa.

So he's got to have an anus- load, right? Sorry, Donny. Not as much as Bruce Wayne would if he wasn't fictional. Trump weighs in at a paltry $2 billion. Whatever is sleeping on this head will be the undoing of all that is holy.

Bruce Wayne's company has been around for about four centuries. It's army of branches and subsidiaries provide a constant stream of revenue for Wayne to parlay into bigger, better, and more importantly, never- ending batgadgets. Granted, Wayne inherited this business from his parents, and granted Bruce didn't build this corporate monster himself from the ground up, but as our beloved David Wong recently said, that doesn't much matter. Bruce knew the right people (his parents), is one of the hardest working men in Comicbookland (you have to be when you're one of the few superheros without any real superpowers), and has talent to spare, running his father's legacy with deft business acumen and surprisingly adept corporate insight while moonlighting as the bane of Gotham's unsavory types. Clark Kent. In the United States, the average news journalist rakes in about $3. The high end of that average- -meaning best case scenario in a thriving newspaper- -is $4. TV journalists like Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, and Barbara Walters don't count in this equation.

They make more than the highest paid run- of- the- mill journalist in America because you, the people, trust them. We'd trust that. We'd trust that all night. Reportedly, the New York Times might pay it's highest most cornery of offices $8. The best case scenario for a typical news journalist is $8. New York Times. Remember, that's in New York frickin city where rent for an apartment you share with a family of pissed opossums, six schnauer- sized cockroaches, and a wondering nomad named King Whiskeypants is about $2,2. But what about Metropolis? The comics portray the city as one of the wealthiest and most successful cities in the world.

It's been compared economically to New York, Vancouver, Chicago, and other cities worth mentioning should one take the time to mention them. So, if New York City = Metropolis, the New York Times = The Daily Planet. Which means we can assume (benefit of the doubt in huge effect here) that Kal El makes, at most, $8. Good for him. Wanna know how many years it would take Kent to reach Wayne's networth? We'll give you a hint.

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It's bigger than ten and also bigger than thirty. Using math, it has been determined that it would take Clark Kent about 7. Bruce Wayne's networth. That's providing the greasy- haired flying panzy doesn't spend a single dime of his earnings and also taxes are not taken from his checks for some reason.

Sorry Supes. You suck again.